My favorite Spam messages:

1) From a woman named Lisa Williams, who still seems to be alive after all these years.
2) From Candian Pharmacy, offering all sorts of potency medication. Did he actually spell the name "Candian" so that atchays will read it as "Canadian"?
3) Those with paragraphs beginning with "Hello beloved" and "Hello dear", written by lonely idiots searching for the equally lonely, and, unfortunately, the world is filled with people like them.

Of course I delete them immediately.